Holy Shit!!! They are re-re-releasing Resident Evil in HD on PS4!!!!! The Excitement dominated my mind as I preordered my favorite game from my youth. The weeks I waited were brutal, no game I played could compare, The Hype was real, God Damn it.
The Day came and my digital preorder unlocked, The opening cut scene plays, Fuck Yes. I choose Jill Valentine, If I have to look at an ass for hours, its going to be a female’s ass. The Graphic Upscale was great, it played just how I remembered. Endlessly going through doors and hall ways while picking my battles sparked memories of a simpler time in life. I was actually having fun. Then.…..
The great scene when jill ends up trapped in a room with the roof coming down on her, depending on the choices you made good ole’ Barry saves you last minute. I was excited, waiting to hear “You Almost Were a Jill Sandwich” the time has arrived!!!!! That Mother Fucker, That cock sucking bastard Barry says “You Almost Fit Nicely in a Sandwich” JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!!! WHAT FUCK JUST HAPPENED?????? They changed the god damned line!!!!! Why? I loved that line!!!! part of the charm of game. I came to find out they rerecorded the voice acting!!!! I mean “You are the master of unlocking” was still there, why did they change jill sandwich????!!!!! After that I started noticing other changes. Jills Breast, her boobies, titties, boulders, sweater mountains, fun sacks bounced!!!!! But… its not great guys, her eyes, as well as every other NPC in the game still stare emotionless, often in the opposite direction of the conversation. Its creepy. They add boob bouncing (not great but they bounce) but they can’t fix the god damn creepy eyes!!! Those god damn Japanese. The game worked great, Provided a great resident evil experience with all the appropriate challenges, and great inventory management importance. If you like Resident Evil you will love this remake, But if you’re an old fuck like me who was a huge fan of the original release you will miss and despise the removal of some of the trade mark charm of Resident Evil.
I say buy this game, don’t be a bitch, pussy footer or procrastinator, If you like Resident Evil, Buy It.
Give Us A Resident Evil 2 Remake Capcom, We will buy it.